This Is My Life. :)

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
Wisdom of Confucius

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Kilig Factor…

BANAT NI BOY KAY GIRL
Two students ang naiwan sa classroom
girl: bakit ka nakatitig sa nameplate ko?
boy: inantay ko kasi malipat ung apelyido ko eh.
Sa Isang Art Class
boy: (tumayo patungo sa crush niya) excuse me, can you paint my love?
girl: eh di ba may brush ka naman?
boy: (parang nasupalpal sa sinabi ng babae, nakaisip ng ibang paraan) (binali ang brush niya sabay banat) ayan sira na brush ko, can you paint my love now?
Sa class reunion
girl: (taas noong nilapitan ang bestfriend at crush niya nung highskul dahil sexy at maganda na siya ngaun) pano ba yan sexy at maganda na ko ngayon, siguro naman maiinlove ka na sakin?
boy: nagpapatawa ka ba?
girl: kainis to ginawa ko na nga lahat tapos tatawanan mo lang ako.
boy: eh pano, noon pa naman mahal na kita, may paganyan ganyan ka pa.
pag nadulas ka sa harap ng crush mo…
ang the best na palusot:
“see how i fall for you?”
boy: ‘kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?
boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.
boy: alam mo isa na lang ang kulang sa buhay mo.
girl: pano mo naman nasabi yan?
boy: simple lang. hindi pa kasi tayo eh.
boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh…
girl: huh? bakit naman?
boy: nandito ka kasi….
Girl(Getting Irritated): Ano ba kasi hinahanap mo? Tagal na nating umiikot e. La pa rin ba?
Boy: Di ko nga rin alam e. Basta pag nakita ko lam ko, yun na yun. Parang ikaw, nung una kitang nakita lam ko ikaw na.
boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?
boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.
boy: ate nakakaawa ka naman. hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
girl: hindi naman, bakit mo naitanong yan?
boy: kasi nagiisa ka lang sa puso ko.
boy: are you diabetic?
girl: hindi naman.
boy: [nakahinga ng malalim] hay buti naman.
girl: bakit may problema ba?
boy: wala lang. I’m just planning to be the sweetest person for you.
boy: i never thought i’ll love someone this much.
gil: so do i. you’re the reason my eyes glitter in happiness
boy: glitter? wow english, pa-cheese burger ka naman. burger, burger, burger.
FOR LOVERS
GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa akin, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh…
GF: HOY! Bakit 1/100 ka lang sa exam????
BF: Ikaw lang kasi ang TAMA sa buhay ko…
a sweet fight
GF: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa’kin. hindi na ko babalik! [paglabas ni gf sa pinto]
BF: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!
GF: ano?
BF: hindi ano! AKO! (ayeeee…..)
BANAT NG CORNY
Babae: ilan ba planeta sa mundo
lalake: dalawa lng alam ko eh
babae: bket dalawa lng?
lalake: because its you and me…against the world…
bf: ang init no?
gf: oo nga eh, buti na lang andito ka?
bf: bakit naman?
gf: para ka kasing soft cooling breeze.
boy: [nahihiya]
girl: may nangyayari ba sayo?
boy: wala naman.. kasi nung nakita kita parang pringles na yung tibok ng puso ko.
girl: bakit naman pringles?
boy: kasi nung nakita kita, it popped and now it won’t stop.
SI GIRL NAMAN ANG BUMANAT KAY BOY
Girl: excuse me. may relo ka ba?
Boy: oo, bakit, magtatanong ka ba kung anong oras na?
Girl: hindi, itatanong ko lang kelan mo ko liligawan.
Pano kung makasabay mo sa elevator ang crush mo (kayo lang dalawa) at ito ang maririnig mo:
Girl: nakakainis naman. Ang bagal.
Boy: (siyempre sasagot ka? habang pinagpapawisan) oo nga ang bagal ng elevator no?
Girl: hindi. ikaw! ang bagal mo kasing dumiskarte.
Girl: alam mo kamuka mo pangatlong BF ko…
Boy: bakit? ilan na ba naging BF mo?
Girl: dalawa…
GIRL: marunong kbang magduplicate ng susi ?
papagawa sana ako sayo ng kopya
para mkapasok din ako sa puso mo..
The Sequel:
GIRL: marunong kbang magduplicate ng susi ?
papagawa sana ako sayo ng kopya
para mkapasok din ako sa puso mo..
BOY: wala nmang susi ang puso e.. palaging BUKAS ‘to para sayo..
kung ganito ba naman ang babae na magpapatigil sayo sa pag inom ng alak: [maiinlove ka talaga]
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girl: umiinom ka na naman.
boy: eh gusto kong tamaan para makalimutan siya.
girl: aanhin mo pa ang alak eh kung sakin palang tinatamaan ka na
Girl: hoy, ano ba! nakakainis ka na!
Boy: huh? bakit? inaano ba kita?
Girl: un nga eh wala kang ginagawa!
Boy: kaya nga wala akong ginagawa tapos naasar ka. bakit ba?
Girl: eh kasi mahal na kita. ano? manliligaw ka ba?
BANAT NG MAPANG-ASAR
Boy: alam mo ba na special ka?
Girl: talaga? gaano ka special?
Boy: parang special child.
Boy: alam mo simula nung makilala kita para ka nang tutuli.
Girl: tutuli? bakit mo naman nasabi yan aber?
Boy: wala naman, hindi na kasi matanggal ung pangalan mo sa tenga ko.
ITO ANG ‘DA BEST BANAT KO SA ISANG CLOSE FRIEND NA GIRL
Me: Alam mo, ikaw ang pangalawa sa pinakamagandang girl na nakilala ko.
Friend (Girl): Eh sino naman yung una, aber?
Me: Ikaw! Pagnakangiti ka.
ahehehe galing noh…

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a girl was teasing her best friend..

girl : "ilang babae nba minahal mo huh?"
boy: < smiled >"uhm? bkt ilan kba huh?"
: HAHA' ang cheesy!! kakileg.. <3

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hahahaha sang-ayon ba kayo?

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MY BOO

[Usher]

There’s always that one person that will always have your heart
You'll never see it coming cause you’re blinded from the start
Know that you’re that one for me, it’s clear for everyone to see
Ooh baby aw..
You'll always be my boo

[Alicia Keys]
See, I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and uh
It’s the only way we know how to rock
I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and uh
It’s the only way we know how to rock

[Usher]
Do you remember, girl, I was the one who gave you your first kiss
Cause I remember, girl, I was the one who said put your lips like this
Even before all the fame and people screamin your name
Girl, I was there and you were my baby

It started when we were younger you were mine (my boo)
Now another brother's taken over but it’s still in you’re eyes (my boo)
Even though we use to argue it’s all right (my boo)
I know we haven’t seen each other in a while
But you will always be my boo

[Alicia Keys]
I was in love with you when we were younger you were mine (my boo)
When I see you from time to time I still feel like (my boo) 
You can see it no matter how I try to hide (my boo) 
And even though there’s another man who’s in my life
You will always be my boo

Yes, I remember, boy, cause after we kissed
I can only think about you’re lips
Yes, I remember, boy, the moment I knew
You were the one I could spend my life with
Even before all the fame and people screamin your name
I was there and you were my baby

[Usher]
It started when we were younger you were mine (my boo)
Now another brother's taken over but it’s still in you’re eyes (my boo) 
Even though we use to argue it’s all right (my boo) 
I know we haven’t seen each other in a while
But you will always be my boo

[Alicia Keys]
I was in love with you when we were younger you were mine (my boo)
When I see you from time to time I still feel like (my boo)
You can see it no matter how I try to hide (my boo)
And even though there’s another man who’s in my life 
(What we have is in each other)
You will always be my... boo

[Usher]
My oh my oh my oh my oh my my boo...

[Usher and Alicia Keys]
My oh my oh... my oh my oh my boo...

[Usher]
It started when we were younger you were mine (my boo)
Now another brother's taken over but it’s still in you’re eyes (my boo)
Even though we use to argue it’s all right (my boo)
I know we haven’t seen each other in a while
But you will always be my boo
(Uh uh)

I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and uh
It’s the only way we know how to rock
I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and uh
It's the only way we know how to rock